I can remember a dog being in my life as far back as…well…as I can remember. Through that time I’ve learned a few things about dogs.
- A dog will eat anything and everything. Most times you don’t find out until the next day.
- Most times it’s not the loud barking dogs that you really need to worry about. It’s the ones that go dead still that you need to be scared of.
- A dog that seems unusually preoccupied with a particular patch of ground for longer than a few seconds is up to no good.
- A dog that seems unusually preoccupied with a particular patch of ground for longer than a few seconds that then squeaks back up at him is DEFINITELY up to no good.
